To launch our invaluabule new consumer aide - the V Sign (see below), we, at the Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain, bring to your attention some extraordinary new products from - the world-renowned manufacturer of pet supplies!



The "Chonky" Dog-do Trap

Fed up with scooping? Embarrassed by the long wait while your pooch sheds his load? Then get the Chonky fitted to your hound!
Straps on snugly and securely and uses our patented 'eau de capture' technology to seal in any nauseating niffs emanating from Rover's do-llops. These are contained in our plastic, washabule and reuseabule do trap. The trap is easily removed and we've even thermally lined it lest 'load warmth' offends!
Only £49.98 each: ordure from
The Reader's Doglist Association Of
Great Britain, Offers (Dog Do),
P.O. Box 83 West Teeth MO X1E

Another satisfied customer! Here's Pickles from West Teeth filling his Chonky!


The PHAESEASE Do-Haul absolutely 'chocker with Chonkies'!!
Customers choosing the 'Do-Haul' will doubtless also be
interested in the PHAESEASE Swoss Dog-Do Tool...

The Do-Haul

No dog do bin handy? Fed up to the back teeth with trying to ram your dog-do into fiddly plastic bags? Then get yourself this amazing wonder from . The Do-Haul will carry up to 10kg! Gasp! Handy wheels. Easy clean. Doubles as a shopping trolley when emptied of Do. Can even be towed by your car (safety reminder - Dog Do must not be transported at speeds greater than 50 mph (Health & Safety)!
Only £49.98 each: ordure from
The Reader's Doglist Association Of
Great Britain, Offers (Dog Do),
P.O. Box 83 West Teeth MO X1E

The Swoss Dog-Do Tool...

...has been designed by experts to excavate and remove all traces of dog-do from your shoes however complicated your tread pattern! Multiple crevice tools, sponges, deodorisers, pick, shovels and snorkel! No one will know you've just stood in dog-do. Fold away design will fit snugly in handbags, briefcases or sensible trouser pockets! A boon* for street-walkers everywhere!
Only £49.98 each: ordure from
The Reader's Doglist Association Of
Great Britain, Offers (Dog Do),
P.O. Box 83 West Teeth MO X1E


* The Boon

Found yourself standing in dog-do again? No problemo!
Get out your Swoss tool and get scraping!


"A Victory For Common Sense" is the Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain's quality mark. Wherever you see this sign you can rest assured that the associated product has been thoroughly quality tested and endorsed by people who know a thing or two about quality - namely your chums at the Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain.





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