Here at The Reader's Doglist, any fool knows that we are on a mission to inform, entertain, indoctrinate and snorkel. And if there's one thing that we're even more passionate about, it woluld have to be providing a seamless, end-to-end, holistic, total perspective service to our avid readership.

People are always asking us 'do you know of any good band names?' People who want to start up a new band, but can't think of that snappy, eye-catching, brain-siezing name that says it all. Well, as any fool also knows, we're positively loopy about building lists of Favourite Fifties. So, in a sincere effort to bring all of these passions together, we woluld like to present to you The Reader's Doglist's Favourite Fifty Band Names.


  1. The Rhombuses
  2. Liquid Motion
  3. The Tonsils
  4. The Nibbles
  5. The Bottles
  6. The Radishes
  7. The Screws
  8. Bristol University
  9. The Badgers
  10. The Spindles
  11. The Armpits
  12. The Hedgehogs
  13. Rock 'N Swiss Roll
  14. The Rhizomes
  15. The Dripping
  16. The Baskets
  17. (Never Mind) The Rollocks
  18. Bingbong
  19. The Snorkels
  20. The Latrines
  21. The Reptiles
  22. The Dog Licence
  23. The Chip Cobs
  24. The Spelling Bees
  25. The Muffins
  26. The Crabs
  27. The Strains
  28. The Bollards
  29. The Lungs
  30. A Pain In The Assets
  31. Distemper
  32. Stop Sniggering
  33. Warm Trifle
  34. The Nibs
  35. Gerald Gerund & The Ablative Absolute
  36. The Monk's Fridge
  37. The Cricket Boxes
  38. The Groats
  39. The Jungle
  40. The School Dinners
  41. The United Nations
  42. Winceyette
  43. The Vol-au-Vents
  44. The Steamers
  45. Noilly Prat
  46. The Toffees
  47. The Chimneys
  48. The Lamps
  49. The Cushions
  50. The Prats
  51. The Bools
  52. The Off-Side Rule
  53. The Clinkers
  54. The Lobsters
  55. The World Is Your Lobster
  56. The Shrubbery
  57. The Scurf
  58. Shostakovich's Meat Pie
  59. The Flanges
  60. The Planks
  61. The Swimming Baths
  62. The Loaves
  63. The Dog's Breakfast
  64. Hammonds Sauce Works Band
  65. The Parallelograms
  66. The Etruscans
  67. The Carthaginians
  68. The Woollen Trunks
  69. The Bladders
  70. The Cartons
  71. The Hot Nuts
  72. The Soil(ed)
  73. The Smarting Gibbon
  74. The Cash Crops
  75. The Smurfs
  76. Stranraer
  77. The Lasagne
  78. Shoeburyness
  79. The Warp Of Herrings
  80. The Steering Group
  81. The Wangs
  82. Nalgo
  83. The Shiny Suits
  84. The Database Administrators
  85. Pwllheli
  86. The Gravy Train
  87. The Bensons
  88. The (Young) Turks
  89. Sleaze McGee's Photo Teas
  90. Sarspirilla & Swede
  91. The Preferences
  92. The Technical Overview
  93. Alfalfa
  94. The Bofors Gun
  95. The Giblets
  96. The Punters
  97. The Anchovies


  1. The Direct Debits
  2. The Parameters
  3. The Thirsty
  4. The Dentures
  5. Clingfilm
  6. The Waz
  7. Keynsham
  8. The (Old) Buffers
  9. The Old Bill
  10. The Wedding Tackle
  11. The Surge
  12. The Serge
  13. The Honks
  14. The Delusions
  15. The Dribbles
  16. The Sweat-Shirt
  17. The Sweat-Shop
  18. Super Wernets
  19. Wincanton Transport
  20. The Dansettes
  21. The Peripherals
  22. The Envigilators
  23. Brie Nylon
  24. The Exam Time
  25. Great Caesar's Ghost
  26. The Pants
  27. The Guff
  28. Gravy
  29. The BFPO
  30. WYSIBOS
  31. The Tarmac
  32. Anusol
  33. The Addenda
  34. Fitness & Cement
  35. The Harnesses
  36. Sheep 2000
  37. The Trout Parcels
  38. The Individual Fruit Knees
  39. The Sensible Trousers
  40. The Hafler Arrangement
  41. The Crackpots
  42. Hoot & Flarp
  43. The Petrol Crisis
  44. The Popsocks
  45. The Chumps
  46. Mushy Onion Swaisy
  47. Sea Kebabs
  48. Wire Turp
  49. The Anti-Social Club
  50. Anti-Social Services
  51. The Nitrates
  52. The Mushroom Salad
  53. Hector's House
  54. Willy-Nilly
  55. Wimbledon
  56. The Egg-Bound
  57. The Arkle & Swarfega Rubber Band
  58. The Bill Smurthwaite Sound
  59. Dribs & Drabs
  60. July 12th 1873
  61. The Aloe Vera
  62. (Ikea &) The Flat Pack 4
  63. The Dishs
  64. The Pubes
  65. The Pastries
  66. The Goat's Nuts
  67. Push The Envelope
  68. Sindy Klein
  69. The Two Halves
  70. Bobby Venton & The Gimps
  71. The Old Chopper
  72. The Shit Key
  73. Crap Shark
  74. The Table 5
  75. Shy Talk
  76. The McGuffies
  77. Sletterney Pomfret
  78. Cold Sick
  79. The Pineapple Treatment
  80. Safe Mode
  81. The Blue Screen Of Death
  82. Powergenitalia
  83. Snakeblanket
  84. The Sound Of Chips
  85. Elvis Smedley & The Zoo Spartans
  86. Shelthorpe University
  87. The Wheatsheath
  88. Gravy Cob with Salad Garnish
  89. Barium Burger
  90. The Giglamps
  91. Fishwaste
  92. Shopping At Tesco
  93. The Quotation Fingers
  94. Dart Calm
  95. A Shiter Pade Of Wail
  96. Tubby Clayton & The Licorice Pipe
  97. The Chump In Charge





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