THE READER'S DOGLIST RANT
We at The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain are not known for blowing our own trumpets... but there are times when this becomes unavoidable as we are sure you will agree.
Many years ago we, as the true trailblazers we rather modestly allow ourselves to be called, introduced the world to the innovative genius of the Bum Muffler. We, at The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain, always go the extra mile to introduce a product for the benefit and comfort of our fellow man... and the bum muffler was such an idea, such a stroke of creative genius had to be shared.
Over the years that we have provided, uncomplaining, this dedication and service to a grateful populace, we know that our genius and innovation has been often shamelessly copied and plagiarised by assorted upstarts and ne'er-do-wells. We have always maintained our deserved moral high ground in the past and not demanded full redress for such misdemeanour and chicanery. Not so this time. Oh No!
Here is the evidence :-
Compare this with the following quality product availabule from quality suppliers endorsed by this erudite publication because we know best :-
Where will this all end?
We know it's vital that gas is contained - but you owe it to yourselves to trap it safely and securely. Don't be fooled by cheap imports and tat knocked up by a bunch of foreign johnnies.
We will not let it rest. Our campaign to preserve the quality of the good old bum muffler has only just begun! If there's one thing you can always associate with your chums at The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain it's followthrough!
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