Gotcha! Photographed by ace Doglist snapper GORF SNODLEY, here, at last, we have a picture of the legendary reclusive - Theodolite Pouch. After years of a jet-setting lifestyle, a reputation for hard drinking, gambling, womanising and flamed veal kidneys, Pouch has secreted himself away with his long-suffering family in an undisclosed greekish location.
On the right of the picture is Theodolite's younger brother Yassos whose antics with goats, flanges, mandibles, horse-blankets and mammoth cleanser have been reported to make Mrs. Pouch 'smile'.
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