DIAL-A-SAUCEPAN DISPLAY RACK
Revolving display rack with 5 high quality saucepans. Dial in the desired diameter and the rack will swivel presenting you with the handle of the saucepan of your choice.
Each saucepan has integral light SO YOU CAN SEE JUST WHAT YOU'RE COOKING.
Saucepans can be used as headlights in an emergency (brackets extra).
Spin those courgettes wildly. High quality steel. Special cut out device prevents courgette from disintegrating.
Mount this attractive vegetable crusher on your worktop. Reduces everything ...YES, EVERYTHING... to pulp. Excellent for mashed swede. High quality steel. Dishwasher safe.
MAGNETIC STEAK TENDERISER
Points north and so can be used as a compass. Fred Whackley design assures you of excellent style. Comes complete with Fred Whackley fridge magnets and stylish farm assured T-bone steak stick-ons.
Serve those steaks with panache. Mark them with the Fred Whackley seal of approval.
Les Morris himself says "...this is the acme of culinary savoir faire... the gastronomic cognoscenti applaud Fred's combination of metallurgical prowess and his utterly cadige bara brith."
LES MORRIS SUSHI TROLLEY
Cast iron framework on Easi-Glide stainless steel castors. Effective brake control means that the trolley can be kept perfectly stationary on a slope.
Ideal for serving sushi on boats or uneven ground. Integral CD player allows you to play music while you tuck into your favourite raw fish.
(Special Offer!! - Order before Christmas and get a free CD of Madame Butterfly melodies played on the Wurlitzer organ. Create a perfect ambience as you serve your sushi - impress your friends.)
LES MORRIS WOK
Wok up those taste buds with succulent stir fries made all the more scrumptious when cooked on this cast iron non-stick wok. When not used in the kitchen, it doubles as a heavy duty safety helmet. Screw on the ear and chin straps, flip it onto your head, and hey presto! you'll be the envy of everyone on the building site. After work, remove the straps with the quick release mechanism and it's back to being the supreme cooking utensil. In kitchen and hard-hat zone alike, let the wok do the work!
LES MORRIS TOILET DUCK TIDY
Cast iron and Supa-alloy finish makes this the ideal place for those awkward toilet duck bottles. Special brackets enable you to hang it on the side of the lavatory cistern. Comes complete with choice of genuine decorative metal insignia to co-ordinate it with your toilet suite. Choose from more than 50 - Jaguar, Order of the British Empire, Spurs, Grenadier Guards , Great Western Railway are just a some of the exciting insignia in the range.
Fred Whackley says: "My toilet ducks know their place. Tucked away behind the beautifully crafted badges. (I chose 'Women's Royal Auxiliary Corps') they are unobtrusive but ready to hand. One minute you're admiring the superb sculpted ironwork; the next it's out with the duck and squirt round the bowl. Bloody marvellous!"
LES MORRIS FISH PASTE DISPENSER
No more fiddly little jars or plastic tubs. This dispenser looks just like the beer hand-pump in a traditional public house. But pull back and out comes a generous helping of your favourite fish paste. Why not take advantage of our special offer and buy three! Set up your own fish paste bar. "What's yours, Bob - anchovy, salmon or crab?" Cast iron nozzles with crafted veneer handles.
Fred Whackley says: "Bloody marvellous!"
LES MORRIS SORT OF LAMP THING SCREWED TO A WALL OR POSSIBLY FREESTANDING OBJECT, COLD BE A VASE OR ABSTRACT SCULPTURE MARK E/83
Remember those sad old days when Russian things were laughed at, sneezed at, generally ridiculed and regarded as definitely uncadige? Well, in these days of Eastern European chic, Russian things are back in vogue again.
Anyone with a home aspiring to style and panache must buy one of the latest Les Morris range of reproduction Russian things.
The de-luxe top-of-the-range model will make you gasp.
The Sort of lamp thing screwed to a wall or possibly freestanding object, could be a vase or abstract sculpture Mark E/83 is just the one you need.
Made of high quality cast iron, it has all the features of the boldest and best of Russian things
- daring colours - shed green, aniseed purple or mince pink
- unusual line, designed to look like nothing else and yet be what it is when you have found out what it is
- up-front electric circuitry - the latest in dangling wires, exposed flex, antique plug attachments and loose ends
- lights up, but unpredictably, thus making it much more interesting
- capacity for surprise electrocution, blowing fuses and catching fire - a real talking point when you have guests
Each comes with an obtrusive and oversized wall bracket, or if you prefer, solid cast iron base for freestanding models.
Buy before Christmas and get a free borsch recipe book and borsch packet soup starter pack.
Buy now. Surprise your friends.
Fred Whackley says:- "I'd go there and back with a purpose any day to get a Les Morris Russian thing."
LES MORRIS HIGH QUALITY CAST IRON PIG (2nd EDITION)
From the following pictures, you can clearly tell that this is a top class ironmongery product, and that no home is complete without one.
Click here to order your own Les Morris High Quality Cast Iron Pig (2nd Edition)
Les Morris High Quality Cast Iron Pig (2nd Edition)
Les Morris High Quality Cast Iron Pig (2nd Edition) with Russian garden feature
Les Morris High Quality Cast Iron Pig (2nd Edition) with hat
Les Morris High Quality Cast Iron Pig (2nd Edition) with accessories
for the extra bargain price of £49.98!