....and for our second recipe.... a chanteuse with the world's most popular caboose.... but you didn't know she was a chef !! It's Kylie's Arse!
Kylie's Arse brings you the gastronomic delight for the noughties and she sings a snatchette of the pop classic :-
"I sholuld eat good tucker
Tucker tucker tucker
I sholuld eat good tucker in 'Lough'"
Kylie's Arse presents "Jacket With Cheese and Sausage Without Cheese"
A Jacket With Cheese
Cheese hat #1
Cheese hat #2
Sausage Without Cheese
Kylie's Arse says "Yes, it's a greeting. Yes, it's a recipe. Yes, it's a pineapple!"
- a jacket
- a punnet of toothsome gtrawberries
- ghrimp gauce
- hurfenflurfi for the Jacket
- Slim Oyster-Hiatus
- balgamic drizzle
- bagil magh
- cauliflower chegge
- touching cloth
- a sprinkling of 'ratto'
- a large apse
- some unspeakable canker
- one large cup of dog slobber
- a bevy of assorted vermin
- an isosceles triangle
Remove assorted detritus from jacket pockets.
Place garment on a handy shovelboard to rest.
Using a shantewsey or an adapted U-bend, moisten jacket with the liquid ingredients - not forgetting the dog slobber.
Fill pockets with remaining ingredients - the mulch, the gtrawberries, vermin (peeled, cored and castellated), canker, ratto etc.
Sprinkle with generous quantities of the finest hurfenflurfi cheese - make sure this is 'touching cloth'.
Serve cold - just as it is - or grill over the barbecue.
Then cook a pan of sausages nowhere near the cheese.
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