Abdul al-Haaqq's 'Christmasized Eighty-Three'
Serves rather less than 83
Partially Christmasized Eighty-Three
- 1 medium Eighty-Three
- Assorted christmasizing gubbins
- Mammoth Cleanser (2kg handi-pak)
Place your Eighty-Three on a large platter. Bedeck with tinsel, holly, assorted flashing lights and whirling dervitions. Appending motorized Santas singing Taiwanese versions of 'Sata Clars is comin uh tarn' is optional. A brisk and generous dusting of Mammoth Cleanser will lend a sense of winter crispness (save any surplus for those tradish Mammoth Cleanser sandwiches that everyone wants later!)
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