Verstopfung Durchfall's 'Filthy Mess'





Filthy Mess

Verstopfung Durchfall



Ingredients

Method

This can get very messy. Retire to a nearby Nissen hut with all the assembled ingredients and lock the door. Reduce the larger ingredients to a manageable size with a chain saw and/or pneumatic drill. I always protect my Teutonic good looks with a snorkel mask and heavy-duty, ex-Soviet army 'Maiski' balaclava helmet - available from the Moscow GUM Department Store, Waddies of Edinburgh or the West Teeth Academy of Science, New Technology and Snorkel. Add the lumps, nail clippings, hurrrssspppp and stir vigorously. Serve in Sid the Buckets with a sprinkle of hundreds and thousands.






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