The Reader's Doglist Association of Great Britain proudly presents another stunning recipe! Not for us the mundane, typically-TV-chef sort of jobbee. Oh No! We, at the Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain, firmly believe in quality - but quality can sometimes emerge out of left field, off piste, Shepshed - who knows?

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Rin Tin Tin's Nasty Surprise


Ingredients (to serve 6)
Method

In a large Les Morris saucepan, bring the wee to the boil then stir in the ground dorowot and brown substance. Reduce the heat and simmer for the time it takes to gather the wasps (10 to 15 per person should suffice) and chew the bucket of grass. Stun the wasps and float them in the pan. This is the humane way. Once the grass is tender, bulk up the mix with the lungs, canker, shavings and clippings and stir vigorously until a satisfying modge is achieved. Tip the pan contents into the vat of custard. Decorate with Hundreds and Thousands and sprinkle the hurrrssspppp to taste. Rin Tin Tin always gets a friend or two to help with the manual bits (he favours Ron Peedee and/or Derek and Doris Hmmerpph... but you can choose your own friend(s))


Ron Peedee

Derek and Doris Hmmerpph
Serving suggestionette

Serve with a Moxie jus
Decorate with a smegma foam
Best consumed with a Fido 'ACME' Scooper (available at all decent stores including Waddies Of Edinburgh)

If you enjoy this recipe, and even if you don't, you'll love the music of Rin Tin Tin!
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