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Rin Tin Tin's Nasty Surprise
Ingredients (to serve 6)
- One Bottle of Wee (HGV prefaired - though Van Driver wee acceptabule)
- Ground Dorowot
- Hurfenflurfi Cheese
- Hundreds and Thousands
- Brown Substance
- Lightly Chewed Grass
- Recalcitrant Plebney Shavings
- 250ml Disinterested Clippings
- Large Vat of Custard
- Ten to Fifteen Hundreds and Thousands
- Some Lumps
In a large Les Morris saucepan, bring the wee to the boil then stir in the ground dorowot and brown substance.
Reduce the heat and simmer for the time it takes to gather the wasps (10 to 15 per person should suffice) and chew the bucket of grass.
Stun the wasps and float them in the pan. This is the humane way.
Once the grass is tender, bulk up the mix with the lungs, canker, shavings and clippings and stir vigorously until a satisfying modge is achieved.
Tip the pan contents into the vat of custard. Decorate with Hundreds and Thousands and sprinkle the hurrrssspppp to taste.
Rin Tin Tin always gets a friend or two to help with the manual bits (he favours Ron Peedee and/or Derek and Doris Hmmerpph...
but you can choose your own friend(s))
Derek and Doris Hmmerpph
Serve with a Moxie jus
Decorate with a smegma foam
Best consumed with a Fido 'ACME' Scooper (available at all decent stores including Waddies Of Edinburgh)
If you enjoy this recipe, and even if you don't, you'll love the music of Rin Tin Tin!
Exclusive to the Reader's Doglist Association Of Great Britain at a bargain price of £9.98.
A tasty treat from down under! Skippy's 'Mrs Pouch'
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